Your Baby’s Instagram Account? Yeah, I don’t wanna see that…

Pedro Hoffmeister
3 min readFeb 11, 2022
Photo by Colin Maynard on Unsplash

Dear Anyone Who Has An Instagram From Your Baby’s Perspective,

Just to be clear: Please stop.

I don’t want to see your child chewing on a block then read the caption he “wrote” about problem-solving and discovering new things.

I don’t want to see your child dressed as a lion, then talking about protecting the…

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Pedro Hoffmeister

Author with Random House. TBI survivor who struggles. Poet. Climber. Former Writer-In-Residence of Joshua Tree National Park. Podcast: “Boring Is A Swear Word”